![]() ![]() “If y’all were really introverts, you would’ve been quiet as a church mouse. I only wanna see ‘em in one piece, you hear?” And when it comes to locker rooms, I like ‘em just like my mother’s bathing suits. “You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. “I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.” “I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.” “Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. But being able to stop and change directions quickly? Well, that’s like Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak. “Here’s an idea that’s gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Number two, teacher tells a bully not to pick on someone, it’s just gonna make it worse.” No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. One, if little Ronnie Fouch offers you a candy bar, you immediately say no and get the hell out of there cause there’s a good chance that little son of a gun has pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. ![]() “Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons on the rough and tumble playgrounds of Bookridge Elementary School. It said, ‘Be curious, not judgmental.’ I like that.” But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. “Guys have underestimated me my entire life. Ain’t nobody here gonna kiss their sister…which is an American phrase that I’m now realizing does not exist here, and that’s good, ‘cause it’s creepy, and I hate it myself I don’t know why I said it.” You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. “You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. Here are our favorite quotes from the first two seasons of Ted Lasso. He’s still the same fish out of water, but the wit is filled with much more wisdom this time around. Some of the quotes from Lasso 1.0 made it into the Apple+ TV series two administrations later, at least in spirit: “How many countries are in this country?” “I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside… It was the mob.” “Ties and no playoffs? Why do you even do this?”īut thankfully, Sudeikis and his fellow writers recognized the buffoon from the ads was too one-dimensional to carry a whole TV show on his back, and the world got its hero it didn’t know it needed in Lasso 2.0, the kind, emotionally intelligent coach of Richmond FC, along with a brilliant cast of characters surrounding him. In 2013, Jason Sudeikis portrayed an American hired to coach Tottenham Hotspurs, alongside his trusty assistant Coach Beard (Brendan Hunt). Before posting, be sure to check what's been most recently posted by sorting on " New" to ensure no one else has already made your submission.The last time we looked at the greatest quotes from Ted Lasso, Barack Obama was President, and Coach Lasso only existed as a promo for NBC Sports’ brand-new rights to air English Premiere League matches in the United States.Sharing links or information that will allow others to download the series from illegal sources will be removed and the offender will be permanently banned from the subreddit. ![]() Self Promotion is not allowed under any circumstances unless cleared by mods. Please do not use the sub to promote your website, YouTube channel, podcasts, merchandise or anything else.Frequent, low quality, and repeat threads will be removed.Don't make low-quality, low-effort shitposts. ![]()
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